BiographyType: Poetic humorist, children\'s author Born: Manchester, United Kingdom Died: Benny Bellamacina, Songwriter/musician, poetic humorist, children's author and father of six children. Born: Manchester, United Kingdom. Now based in London. |
I’ve been trying to get my career off the ground for so long, I’ve given up and decided to become a pilot.
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top
Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.
When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!
Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious
Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.
Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there
If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence
I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!
It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed
I used to be a know it all, then I learnt something else
Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive
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