Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?"
"Is that including, or not including you?
You must have been going very fast."
"I was, until I hit the fence.
She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.
I didn't set fire to the building."
"No, but you did pull it into the river."
"That put the fire out!
You're my closest friend and you're thousands of miles away.