It's a good thing you're an aging orphan," he murmured, gently pushing the hair away from her face. "I don't have to wait around to get anyone's permission.""Permission for what, you rat bastard?" she said. "Such language, dragon. I'm afraid you're going to have to marry me.
Love, Romance, Humor
I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now.
Funny, Dark
After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around.
Funny