Andy Weir Quotes

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb.

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney