Andrew Smith Quotes

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Good books are about everything.

Because, in an empty bedroom with creaky old wood floors, it is a natural human response to just stand there and shift your weight from foot to foot, and think about sex.

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.

History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man’s library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.