Alexandra Potter Quotes

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

Being single isn't a terminal disease."
"Try telling that to my mother.

Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback.

I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.
“How about a man?” she retorts.

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.