WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
Funny
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Mistakes, Humanity, Lessons
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.
America, Politics
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate-if I want to!
Humor, Sex, Freedom
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